Please don't have security escorting me out. Yeah, just wait until I'm at home and text me, Blue Banana style. Let me mail in my ID, pager, phone and...can I keep the Tablet?
Seriously, I'd rather my new former employer didn't see the tears rolling down my face as I realize my tech budget, never high enough, has just gone into the negative numbers.
Just so you know, my dear decision-makers of the azure fruit, while you and I are cool, I think most other people would find such a measure to be quite on the tacky side. Perhaps it would be more professional to photograph a pink slip and send it via MMS.
From Yahoo! News, via Gizmodo